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User:mhaille (1002633) Paid User
The Plaid Sheep In A Family Of Black Sheep
now 83% more offensive to delicate sensibilities
Name:Princess of the Swamp
Website:Luddites R Us
Location:Great White North, Vermont, United States
Bio:I fix my own car, my own nails, my own hair, and my own drinks. I can tie ties, fasten garter snaps, lace corsets and Doc Martens. I am a farm girl living in what's either a smallish city or an overgrown suburb, depending on who you ask. I moved there because you can no longer walk to places if you live in the sticks. I am a songbird: small, brightly colored, short on attention span, and annoyingly loud and cheerful in the morning. I am bi, polyamorous, a switch, and ambidextrous- greedy and indecisive- and if I were going to sleep with you, you'd know by now.

Important Note for all potential readers: Every day in my journal is Amnesty Day. There will be no drama over friending or unfriending. You want to read me, go ahead. Decide I'm annoying, or you're just culling your list so that it's manageable? Go ahead. Want to friend me but take me out of the default view filter? Hey, whatever makes you happy. Seriously. I write for my own amusement, and if you are less amused, I'm ok with that. If I unfriend you, or fail to reciprocally friend, it does not mean that I hate you and never want to speak to you again- however, if you feel a need to generate Drama over being unfriended, I may well decide that I do in fact never want to speak to you again, because access to the 5% of posts that I bother to lock is not equivalent to a deep and abiding friendship.

Current Terrah Level:
Terror Alert Level

Memories::86 entries
Pictures:over 100 public
Interests:85: 40vol, 47 hazel park, adbusters, adult swim, alton brown, anticonsumerism, attachment parenting, bad hippie no patchouli, being a smartass, blaze x, bodice rippers, body piercing, breastfeeding, civil liberties, compact car liberation front, cooking, cowtipping, daily affirmations, daily show, damned dirty hippies, death to ratings communities, dhlc, did that hurt?, die fox die, doom doom doom doom, dorks, existential angst, family guy, fishnets, folk music, galway, gawthe nyte, geeks, good eats, heathens, heilan' coo, hiking, hip mama, intentional communities, ireland, irish breakfast tea, iron chef, john stuart mill, johnny cash, jon stewart, lap monkeys, lying liars, manic panic, molly ivins, mythbusters, ncor, nerds, new englanders, not patchouli, not shaving, oooh look a shiny, paganism, pioneer valley, political theory, rabid political whinefests, reading, real maple syrup, sarcasm, saw doctors, shoe porn, sign language, smut, snot-nosed little punks, sock dreams, sock porn, socks, solas, stoplight kisses, strident twitchy hippies, sustainability, tattoos, the stunning, tragic emo maggie, unamerican, weird hair, western mass, western massachusetts, willie nelson, wmass secession, writing
Schools:Frontier Regional High School - South Deerfield, MA
Smith College - Northampton, MA
Friends:
People46:adamantine1, aiela, alphacygni, beatgoddess, btfulnightmare, bubblesb, bunnygoth, carneillian, celria, cottageunderhil, dbang, derspatchel, devilcrayon, devoknows, dunkelza, eustaciavye, frances_moira, fyfer, glaucos, idgrac, ikkeikke, innostrantsa, interstatement, jacklin666, kevin_church, la_monday, ladykathryn, melicitlu, monfisch, morgansong, nathanw, neurophyre, picaflor, rikibeth, rj_swashbuckler, seeliefey, signsoflife, slit, smartboi, tedivm, tiffofdoom, tikva, tuluum, under_the_oak, ursamajorra, with_gusto
Communities4:dhlc, history_101, pioneervalley, utopiadammit
Feeds3:bk_feed, bkfeed, cruelnailsradio
Account type:Paid Account

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